Kane, Big Show and Ryback v. The Wyatt Family
Joshua: If there’s a match that screams bathroom break… this is it, unless this opens the show, then you’ll have to wait for Charlotte vs Brie… and if that’s second.. then.. well.. your bladder is screwed. I know the whole Attack on Titan thing the Wyatts are trying to do here, but Kane is Kane… Ryback is Ryback.. and Big Show is hit or miss when it comes to good matches. Luke Harper is a beast, but Braun Strowman and Erick Rowan are… well.. boring as all hell. I’m going with The Wyatts, but then again, every time WWE puts Bray and co. into a position where it would get them over, they end up losing… so, whatever.
Clinton: If there was a picture that shows the amount of f*cks I give, I couldn’t find it for you, because the amount of negative f*cks I give is too damn staggering. Don’t get me wrong, I love the idea of the whole “We’re getting rid of the Titans of the WWE” idea, but here’s a bright one…John Cena and Randy Orton are injured, and Triple H is a bad guy with a title, a suit and a Samoan, a lunatic from Cincinnati, and the baddest man on the planet not named Mike Tyson going after him. So who do we go with to make this reasonably plausible? Kane, Big Show and freaking Ryback. RYBACK?! Personally, I hope Braun Strowman and the Wyatt Family chokes them all out. Well, except Big Show, because Big Show is the man. We all love Big Show, right? RIGHT?
