Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!
“Hey, Morty! I…I…I don’t know know if you *burp* heard but we got a new trailer! BOOM! New trailer, Morty! We’re gonna go on new adventures, Morty! Just you and me, Morty! All the adventures that we can handle buuuuuuuuurrpt. We need to tell everyone when all those adventures are going to start!”
“Gee, Rick. I don’t know. Telling people is.. is.. kind of like giving away information.”
“But this is good information, Morty. This is information people have been waiting for. Besides… it doesn’t matter, Morty. Somewhere in this infinite universe is another me that’s already told people about this. Of course, no one’s smart enough to even know where to begin to even tap into that reality but I am, Morty. I’m the smartest person in the universe, Morty and that means I know that if another me in another universe told everyone and the universe hasn’t collapsed by now, that means it’s safe to tell them, Morty!”
“If-if you say so, Rick.”
“Of course, I say so, Morty! That’s how it goes around here! Just trust me, Morty. It-it.. it’ll be Burrrrp okay. Just w-watch the trailer, Morty and you’ll see everything will be fine. Trust me.”
“See, Morty? People watched the trailer and everything is fine! You worry too much, Morty”
“Uh, Rick?”
“Not now, Morty. We need to get back to our normal, everyday lives that are just normal and plain because that’s what happened after we dropped the trailer, Morty. Nothing changed at all!”
“Uh… Rick.. I don’t think…”
“Of course you don’t, Morty! You need to think more rationally! Everything is completely and totally fine… just as long as we make it to the escape hatch, Morty! MORTY RUN!”
“Ooowaoowaooowa! I knew we shouldn’t have shown the trailer Rick!”
“This is all your fault, Morty! You should have stopped me! You were the only person who could have and you didn’t! We’re all going to die, Morty! There won’t be a season five because of it, Morty and it’s all your fault! You doomed us all! There’s only one hope now, Morty and that’s if everyone watches Season 4 and continues to make us popular! If they do that, Morty… we’ll survive! They just need to remember November 10th, Morty. November 10th at 11:30 PM. Did you get that, Morty? November 10th at 11:30 PM!”
